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Halloween Jokes

Finally, Monday is Halloween! Our treat for you is a bunch of very funny Halloween jokes. Maybe when you trick or treat, you can tell these jokes to the neighbors when they hand out candy. Talk about a treat for them!

What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?


What do witches put in their hair?

Scare Spray.

Where do ghosts waterski?

On Lake Erie.

What kind of dog does Dracula have?

A bloodhound.

Why does Dracula take cold medicine?

To stop his coffin.

How do monsters like their eggs?


What is a ghost’s favorite dessert?

I Scream.

How do you make a witch itch?

Take away the W.

What is a witch’s best subject in school?


Now that you’re laughing, have fun checking out our Halloween art. And Happy Halloween!

Do you know any good Halloween jokes? Maybe you can make some up!

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